I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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