So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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