Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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