That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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