Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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