is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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