Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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