Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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