idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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