we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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