trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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