people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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