i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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