did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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