Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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