yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
