why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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