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(619): View more from California

guys are not supposed to queef...right?

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(607): View more from New York

My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.

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(469): View more from Texas

I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"

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(906): View more from Michigan

Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?

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(602): View more from Arizona

the head trauma was worth the blowjob.

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(802): View more from Vermont

ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss

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(859): View more from Kentucky

when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.

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(240): View more from Maryland

don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.

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