Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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