im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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