i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I have post one night stand depression
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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