me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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