i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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