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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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