I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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