somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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