You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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