what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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