im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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