You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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