if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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