dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Your penis caused this!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
