why didn't you poke me back
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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