my sisters under your porch take her home
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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