Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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