I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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