dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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