Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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