p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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