So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
