Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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