dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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