capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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