First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My pussy is not your playground.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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