hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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