when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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