I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
