Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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