Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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