Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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