just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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