My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize